Kliban by B. Kliban for May 12, 2023

Far out, Catherwood. Just roll a couple of bombers and leave ’em on the side table.

“Hey, Medicine Man dude. Low on magic mushrooms? Yeah, we saw the movie, “Altered States.” We’ll trade you these LSD sugar cubes for turquoise.”

Temporarily Humboldt County….Firesign Theater

And as an added bonus we will change the names of our sports teams so they don’t offend you.

Happy reparations, Tonto!

Yeah, that should help!

The perfect solution.

Instead they turned to booze…☹️

I hate what AMERICA did to the American Indians..‼️

So it was a matter of color.. okay to be ripped off by brown people but when the white man did it… foul.

Back from the shaddows againOut where an Indian’s your friendWhere the vegetables are greenAnd you can pee right into the streamYes we’re back from the shaddows again

Unusually serious for Kliban.

They already had peyote.

The US DOJ used native nation’s names for the housing units at their prisons. I was in several.

I think I should get reparations for the loss of my Great-Grandfather’s thriving construction company.