Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for May 27, 2023

I’ll settle for a merry-go-round…..

‘Around the world in eighty days’ should do it!!

Well, I do jump to conclusions

You asked, Cosmo.

Operating on the presumption he is talking to customer support, I’m surprised he got a human.

At least he’s not making you jump through hoops.

Why you wanna give me a run-around?

Is it a sure-fire way to speed things up?

When all it does is slow me down

- JC Popper

I wouldn’t mind the run around as much, if I didn’t have to spend a half hour on hold each lap.

Perhaps the humor relieved Cosmo’s angst, but not likely.

Senator Belfry gets in a zinger.