Cornered by Mike Baldwin for June 07, 2023

Nothing “butt” the best for his patients.

The cure is worse than the ailment

Ah yes, the tell-tale tube of petroleum jelly!!!

Come to think about it……that probably is a sure-fire cure for hiccups. Anyway, I’ll take your word for it Mr. Baldwin. When the latex glove snaps things do get serious!

LOL

Reminds me of Chevy Chase in the first Fletch as he went to chat up Dr Jellyfinger to get some info on Allan Stanwyck. “Moon River…..”

I no longer have to do that. However, last year, it happened a LOT. I guess that’s one benefit of having a rapid growing prostate cancer. Once they take it out, you no longer have to suffer through the manual exam.

A woman went to doctors office where she was seen by one of the new doctors. After about 4 minutes in the examination room, she burst out, screaming as she ran down the hall. An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was, and she told him her story.

After listening, he had her sit down in another room and told her to relax. The older doctor marched down hallway to the back where the first doctor was and demanded, “What’s the matter with you? Mrs. Terry is 63 years old, she has four grown children and seven grandchildren, and you told her she was pregnant?”

The new doctor calmly continued to write on his clipboard and without looking up said, “Does she still have the hiccups?”

That’s the upside. The downside could be painful. :)

Made an appointment with a urologist recently. There being 2 in the practice, their scheduler asked if I had a preference.

“The one with the smaller fingers” quoth I.

The finger wave isn’t so bad, unless the Doctor has both hands on you shoulders.

He could have just told him what the bill was gonna be.