The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for May 11, 2023

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    Ratkin Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Surely you can’t be Cyrus.

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    ronaldspence  over 1 year ago

    what plane are they flying on, Jamaican Airways?

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    PraiseofFolly  over 1 year ago

    There are wispy Cyrus clouds inside the cabin, wispy cirrus clouds outside.

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    Jesy Bertz Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Smoking in a plane? She’s a twerk.

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    Dirty Dragon  over 1 year ago

    Fly-By-Night Airlines keeps prices low by using lawn chairs. (Which at least explains no one being buckled in.)

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    MayCauseBurns  over 1 year ago

    Look at all that legroom!

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    Jayalexander  over 1 year ago

    Didn’t you sit half naked in a swing and sing in a soho strip club.

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    iggyman  over 1 year ago

    Hannah Montana has left her a very long time ago!

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    My First Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Between her nasally voice and sounding like a hillbilly, I can’t believe she could ever attract a man.

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    Darryl Heine  over 1 year ago

    Smoking, yuck!

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    Zebrastripes  over 1 year ago

    Ugh!

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  over 1 year ago

    Sitting next to Miley for an entire flight might not twerk.

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    uniquename  over 1 year ago

    This gives “recreational use” a whole new meaning.

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    WilliamMedlock  over 1 year ago

    This is a good example of human stupidity. It was originally called the six mile high club (the approximate cruising altitude of a jet airplane). You can be a member of the mile high club by j*****g off in Denver.

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    Gargoyle  over 1 year ago

    Sweet niblets!

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    Knucklehead  over 1 year ago

    I think that little kid drooling already got his share

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    Sir Davecelot  over 1 year ago

    My lawyer advised me not to comment :)

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    enigmamz  over 1 year ago

    How did Scott make plane seats look even MORE uncomfortable.

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    ag935  over 1 year ago

    Pretty sure that isn’t permitted on an airplane. (But it’s been years since I’ve flown, so what do I know).

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    NRHAWK Premium Member over 1 year ago

    I love the comments about the seating being like lawn chairs. They’ve obviously never been aboard some of the puddle-jumpers I’ve been on. I even caught a ride on a DC-3 out of Bogota once that quite literally had folding lawn chairs U-strapped to the deck. It wasn’t very comfortable, so I went back to the cargo hold and laid down for a nap. You get used to the fact that there are some places a commercial airline can’t go.

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    Lablubber   over 1 year ago

    No. He used all his Mileys to get his ticket.

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    T...  over 1 year ago

    That’s clever…

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    Buoy  over 1 year ago

    It’s hard to come in like a wrecking ball if you don’t first get real high.

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    CrzyDyeman  over 1 year ago

    Stewardess, your finest twinkies please.

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    PraiseofFolly  over 1 year ago

    Once a young lady named Hannah

    Smoked on a flight o’er Montana.

    As she vaped away,

    Her seat-mate did say,

    “I take it that’s not a Havana.”

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    harvey812abc  over 1 year ago

    Forgot to draw all the tacky little tattoos.

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    ComicLover2 Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Smoking anything is just a sign of a weak will and a sick body.

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