In the old days, people got pensions. Now with 401K’s, the boss can let him retire without the company spending any money on his pension.
The boss’s arm is even skinnier than Eno’s.
Call Social Security and ask when your first check will arrive.
It’ll be worth it to get rid of him, boss.
You can retire anytime but if you want money from elsewhere to finance it there are restrictions.
The Boss looks at his watch, sees 09:20, and says: “Why wait, leave now. No one will miss you anyway”.
Well, if by retirement you mean you will never come back and expect no further pay or benefits, then yes. Yes, you can.
In order to retire you’d first have to have a job somewhere. There’s always a catch. :)
No problems; how about right now? And, we’ll make it permanent.
So you’re finally gonna make it official, you’ve retired from working long ago.
So he wants to get his ♫ money for nothing ♫.
I think he’s had just about Eno-ugh!!
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sirbadger about 1 year ago
In the old days, people got pensions. Now with 401K’s, the boss can let him retire without the company spending any money on his pension.
Ratkin about 1 year ago
The boss’s arm is even skinnier than Eno’s.
PoodleGroomer about 1 year ago
Call Social Security and ask when your first check will arrive.
RLG Premium Member about 1 year ago
It’ll be worth it to get rid of him, boss.
Carl Premium Member about 1 year ago
You can retire anytime but if you want money from elsewhere to finance it there are restrictions.
William Bednar Premium Member about 1 year ago
The Boss looks at his watch, sees 09:20, and says: “Why wait, leave now. No one will miss you anyway”.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member about 1 year ago
Well, if by retirement you mean you will never come back and expect no further pay or benefits, then yes. Yes, you can.
the lost wizard about 1 year ago
In order to retire you’d first have to have a job somewhere. There’s always a catch. :)
WCraft Premium Member about 1 year ago
No problems; how about right now? And, we’ll make it permanent.
cuzinron47 about 1 year ago
So you’re finally gonna make it official, you’ve retired from working long ago.
cuzinron47 about 1 year ago
So he wants to get his ♫ money for nothing ♫.
Frank Burns Eats Worms about 1 year ago
I think he’s had just about Eno-ugh!!