Overboard by Chip Dunham for May 10, 2023

Time to leave gifts on the Green ship Scratch!

Reason #1366 why you don’t want a cat

Been there done that!

That’s why Henry you shouldn’t walk around the ship barefooted.

How did Scratch mange to get a bed for himself??!!

Never stepped on a warm hairball just cold ones.

I told youse guys, this cat has to go

Payback for the rocking chair!

Better a hairball than…

Good morning Crew!

My cats are 2 and they have yet to leave me a hairball. Maybe they hork them up outside.

Teach the cat how to swim!

There really is nothing quite like the texture of stepping barefoot into dog poop on carpet in the middle of the night. Don’t ask me how I know.

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The crew is failing on their pet maintenance duties. They should be brushing the dogs and cats more often.

We have a clowder of 5 with one a Norwegian Forest cat and one a long haired calico. The spring/summer coats for all are coming in. We, mostly me, brush them all at least once a day and no hairballs. We got them used to the comb and brush when they were kittens or when they joined up. Four of the five beg to be brushed. The other has been known to fall asleep while being brushed. We also have 3 NewfieLabs and even though they had their end of winter groom on May Day they still shed a lot. This whole anti-feline bias of Chip’s is getting tiresome and would be considered racism if Scratch was a person.

Way to go, Scratch :)

Its either furballs or barf with a cat. Neither one is fun to step on.

Good evening, Crew!

Like Allen and C said above …

Reason #3821 why I never go barefoot—even at home …

’Evening, Crew.