Monty by Jim Meddick for June 04, 2023

Wish I’d had a powered walkway that fast two weeks ago in SF … dam near missed my connecting flight!

“First time I ever made it to the gate on schedule with time to spare.”

I would have expected Monty to wear briefs.

He’s going to catch that flight. If he can stop in time.

Only a madman would engage in a series of wildly implausible events just for a punchli—oh, wait, it’s Monty.

At least he held on.

Those powered walkways are like driving in the city. It’s faster to walk.

And there you have your total idiot haha

Complete idiot would be too kind. Half brained, dip stick is closer.

Had to walk across O’Hare to get to a stump jumper airline. Then would have to do it again on the way back. Most exercise, I got in a year.

Murphy’s law changed to Monty’s law

Jim, I’m suing for laugh spasms.

:D

Why, as soon as I saw the words “total idiot”, did I know who was going to show up?

Yeah, there’s always that guy.

Wait until he gets to the end of the walk way, &*%#!

Dulles Airport?

When he gets to the end, the sudden stop is going to hurt a lot, Monty will curse and he will need a new wardrobe.

“Moving walk is coming to its end.”

Where there is a way, there will always be at least one idiot. Law of physics……

Is that a tube of preparation H?

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!! :)

Wutta flimsy zipper on Monty’s bag!

Meet today’s designated idiot.

I laughed way too hard at this one HAHAHAHAHA

Aw, c’mon, Monty’s not a total idiot… ☺

Yup. What you said, Black Guy. It’s a “total idiot.” We call him “Monty.”

But don’t worry. He usually somehow survives his stupidity….