Tank McNamara by Bill Hinds for May 10, 2023

… because there’s no way THAT could go wrong.

Tik Tok Tank, here we come.

Careful Tank you might be cancelled

No videos in the gym. What next, the locker rooms?

You’d better turn her down, Tank. The last thing you want is for your marriage to be in jeopardy or be cancelled by the media.

I’ll do more than THAT

Run away Tank.

Make sure your wedding ring is visible in the video

Scherzer and Verlander—two lemons from Detroit

I would think Tank and Barb would have a home gym…

Danger, Danger Will Robinson! This will be trouble.

Questions for the ladies (and I really don’t know the answer): Are there really women who dress to get attention at the gym? Are there really women who are hoping to get a man on video and accuse them of leering, etc?

I ask because I have not seen this happen at the gym I use. Of course, I’m not looking around much at all. I’m too focused on my own workout (and that’s not a lie or a joke).

This bodes ill, Tank. Think of Barb’s reaction before you do this

“No, I was just scanning the room making note of all the vapid narcissists. So, at some point, I’m sure I was looking your direction, but not staring at anyone or anything.”

Run Tank! RUN!!!

Her eyes are up there Tank.