C'est la Vie by Jennifer Babcock for May 10, 2023

Beta Males vs. Mona………I feel sorry for the Beta Males.

There’s jerky, jerkier and jerkiest. Just stay away from the mass murderers.

Yes, you have to be more specific than describe ninety percent of the guys you’ve ever dated.

Try sigma males Donna

I remember that summer, “a billion years ago,” too, ‘cause that’s about my age.

You know, Mona, the Greek (Attic) alphabet has only 24 letters; how low can you go?

The “vapid” guy wasn’t that long ago!