C'est la Vie by Jennifer Babcock for May 06, 2023

Burritos don’t promote inner peace for me

Quite the opposite, actually

Sage burning expels negative energy. In Pierre’s case, once the negative energy is gone, he is left with zero energy.

Will burning sage negate burrito farts? Just asking for a friend.

Not a burrito grande. A burro grande. That must make quite the meal.

Inner peace…sound digestion…aren’t they the same thing?

Meditation? After lunch nap? Easy to mistake the two.

Now I want to open a restaurant called Nacho Macho Taco.

Oddly enough, I understand what Donna means, exactly. Ahem!