Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for September 24, 2006

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Mr Pinkley: Welcome to the start of autumn and the end of "summer business casual"! From now on, there will be NO tops that make it obvious you aren't wearing underwear. NO tops that make it obvious you are wearing underwear. NO clothes that could be mistaken for ranch wear, swimwear or sleepwear. No top cleavage, tummy cleavage, rear cleavage or toe cleavage. Sion: Whoa! What's the geezer in the retro suit?? Women: Let me see! Belly stripes?? Hoo, ha!!! And socks??? Gym wear. Office weaer. Errand wear. Evening wear. Nothing unzipped. Unbuttoned. Untucked. Unhemmed that could draw attention to you and your clothes instead of the job at hand!