Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for May 20, 2023

Would the length of this strip be called an attention span?

I can’t. I’m standing at attention.

I had the best intentions but I lost your attention

Whoa. What if I’m not ready to give it back? Will you wait and stay until I’m ready? Will you leave without it? Yea or neigh?

Horse-nonsense

Plans for today’s normally scheduled gag must’ve fallen through and forced Horace to quickly ad lib something in its place. :P

I’m sorry Horace, what were you saying?

Horace seems ready for a little detention…!

I think that horse stole my wallet while I was distracted!

I’m sorry, what?

It was so thick, you could almost cut the attention with a knife.

Horace is ADD