Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for June 02, 2023

Don’t worry about what he’s saying as long as they have security and first month’s rent.

I wouldn’t worry; they’ll be back on the streets before you know it!!

BTW, these weekday strips are reruns from about 30 years ago. I wonder if Alice is still married to him.

How much?

Apparently, I don’t speak rental, but Elmont has it down cold. I think. ..probably.

I remember those classified ads. You had to pay by the line, so the shorter you could make the words, the less it cost

What is in that woman’s hair? I went back a few days to see if there was a clue. At first I thought it was one of those old fashioned Bluetooth earpieces lots of real estate people used to wear. But that’s not it, of course. I guess it’s some type of hair accessory for a pony tail? Is it really that important that I had to type all of this? ;-)

Elmont is adjusting to luxury far easier than we thought he would.

NEXT STEP:“Hire a cleaning lady”

AEK

Elmont, you should never appear over-anxious to a realtor.

When I was in NYC in ‘76, rent stabilization ’rent stabs’, was (still is) a serious selling point.

Even the realtor has to check her notes to follow Elmont.

Sounds like President Biden long before he became President.