Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for June 19, 2023

All that matters is that you look and sound good. The field producer does all the leg work.

Another idiot in the Doonesbury pantheon!!

Roland, you are an inspiration to the next generation of Fox journalists.

Like BD, Roland always wears a head covering. Is that to hide the fact that there are no brains underneath??

“Well, I coulda’ been an actor, but I wound up here I just have to look good, I don’t have to be clear. Come and whisper in my ear Give us dirty laundry,”

Sound like the WH Press Secretary, along with “we’ll get back with you” and, then, don’t.

How about “Lock him up”

Here we go. The difference between a serious news presenter and a dramatic one.

“Truthiness! Truthiness!”

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(It is beyond depressing that spellcheck recognizes that word.)

B.D.IN REAL LIFE?

Baseball/football legend Delon Sanders may have to have his left foot amputated due to circulatory problems.

He recently became football coach at the University of cOLORADO(WHO HAVEA TERRIBLE TEAM).

Paging Zonker and Zipper for reinforcements!!

This was when Roland was still reasonably sane and not a disgrace to his Mike Wallace Coat.

“Remains to be seen” sounds so much better than “I haven’t a clue.”

For older students, “Only time will tell. Only time will tell.” :)

And wear black turtleneck sweaters. Everybody will believe you

So, is that why glass coffins were made?

No one can achieve true mastery in this field until you can make your hat morph the way he does.

I wonder if GT should sue the company that created the “MasterWorks” website for stealing his title?

Isn’t that what’s on the coroner’s to-do list?