Crankshaft by Tom Batiuk and Dan Davis for June 11, 2023

Until it’s baked it’s just a culture of E. coli and Salmonella.

Pam apparently thinks A1C stands for ‘A-one cookies’

J, I think that you are jealous of what Ed can get away with! LOL

Rules are rules!

A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

I tried to start an online bakery. But I accidentally deleted all my cookies.

What do you call a metric cookie? A gram cracker.

Is he old enough to be a dough boy?

A good reason for every action…..or excuse!

Crank, “What are you making?”Pmmmm, “Oh, some special cookies with a cyanide filling.You can be the taste tester, old man.”

Ed makes a valid point.

Regressing Ed? That logic sounds like something someone a lot younger than you would come up with.

Crank, “wha chew makin?”Pmmmm, “It’s something to help with your bowel blockage. Those chips ain’t chocolate!”

see? sometimes he is a genius

She says “I know you’re trying to cut back…” then says “I thought you were trying to cut back?”

Still counts…..

Of course, you were just laying down mulch in the garden bare-handed, Ed, but sure, you go right ahead and stick your fingers in the mixing bowl.

Still has the same calories baked or not!