Rubes by Leigh Rubin for May 10, 2023

Take a gander at him.

Well you two could stand to lose a few pounds.

Related, today’s “Off the Mark”:

https://www.gocomics.com/offthemark/2023/05/10

Wouldn’t that count wing beats?

They look prime for a dinner table.

Don’t bother with him. He got the advice about 10,000 waddles from a quack.

Well if the bear comes let’s just say it has two more plump choices

Mr. Fitness is billed for speed.

If it measured wing flaps, it could tell them how fast they were go wing.

Just remember you are both sitting ducks.

From the size of their bellies, waddling is about all they can do.