Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for May 19, 2023

So, politicians are oysters???

George’s pet turtle betrayed him? That must be a good story.

One time I had one brain.

So, George R. R. Martin’s been a little off for a very long time!

He’s been fumbling around with this story for 70 years (assuming he got the turtles at 4) and still hasn’t finished!

Are the ponies amused about have to wear sweaters?

If you have to ask….

Olly Oyster sez: “You’re just going to eat us anyway. Might as well go a different rout than those cows and chickens pigs with their hotsie totsie brains.”

Take care, may avowed vegetarian Carolyn “Yes The Tomatoes Scream Too But Only At Night If Have More Than One Glass Of Wine Before Bed” O’Whatsthuseord be with you, and gesundheit.

What country is Scotland in? RBION doesn’t mention it so we have to surmise Scotland is in America, just like Aberdeen · Campbellton · Clifton · Dundee · Dunedin, from Dun Eideann, Scottish Gaelic for Edinburgh · Fort Lauderdale · Hamilton County · Highland Park, etc…

Reorge G. M. Rartin.

I miss being able to afford oysters.

Oysters can’t feel pain without a brain, I take it. No brain, no pain

Better than pictures of the naked sheep.

I’d like to talk to a few of those oysters to see if they have a brain, as long as they’re on the half shell.

The "External Affairs Director’ for the Mayor of New York City is named TIFFANY RASPBERRY

The year 2013 was a success.The year 2014,with wild bulls,was not a success.

The ponies should have been wearing kilts.

WTF kind of turtles did Martin raise that they were so sadistically cruel to each other to inspire these stories?

And I’ll be the oyster’s nervous system is on high alert for all the oyster lovers!

Wild exaggeration by RBION about Martin’s stories being based on his childhood experiments with storytelling.

So is it a good think Frank Baum decided upon a scarecrow instead of an oyster who requested a brain from Oz?

one night at Benny’s Oyster Bar in Lakeland FL (now long gone) i had 13 dozen orders of oysters, and Benny gave you 14 or 15 oysters in each dozen, especially when they got closer to closing time…beer was also involved