In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for May 18, 2023

So what’s he supposed to do? Sing God’s praises all day, or some rubbish like that?

You can’t take it with you or bring your own.

If one is “needed”, one will be supplied by the “Overseer”.

“What if that went in someone’s eye!?!”

What’s that song, “In Heaven There Are No Beachballs?”

What happens if you get kicked out Heaven? Do you get sent back to Earth to live again?

Hmmm, a fallen Angel with no halo!

He must have thought he was at a Los Angeles Angels game.

Oooooh, something tells me that ol’ Yahweh once spent too long waiting for the screen on his Mac to refresh.

If someplace calls itself Heaven and doesn’t allow beach balls, it’s not the real thing.

Wow, they sure are strict.

That place is no fun. I ain’t goin’ there.

W O W . . . tough place

“What about those Frisbee halo things? Why are they allowed?”

Gatekeeper should be more concerned with mid-air collisions.