In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for May 20, 2023

Marlins in Toronto during a winter game? How about the water heating bill?

First it was just the heat: “It’s like a sauna in here.”

Then came the humidity: It’s like a hot tub in here."

Oriole’s bird bath runneth over.

GO Osssss

Lets hope it´s not gas heated!

Better to soak in the dugout than a bar.

The Orioles Dugout

Right. Like todays hyper-inflated salaried professional athletes would worry about such a plebeian issue.

“I knew we shouldn’t have used Perrier!”

We already have the Red Sox and the White Sox, now we have the Purple Soaks.

And we are under water financially.

Seattle Mariners?

Vendor: “RUBBER DUCKIES!!” Shortstop: “YO!!”

Well, the manager wanted his top relief pitchers to stay warmed up…..