F Minus by Tony Carrillo for May 20, 2023

Just act natural.

The guy in the blue shirt is thinking “Thank god he talked to that other poor schmuck instead of me!”

No.

Only if you pronounce human like a Ferengi.

Well, naturally!

Nature bites! It really bugs me – that’s why I use a repellent filled with stinky toxic DDT’s

I’ll drink to that

Well there are a lot of phoneys out there, too.

It depends what you meant when you said you wanted to get out into nature.