Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for May 16, 2023

A die grinder with a carbide cutter and vacuum hose attachment works much better.

I hope no one posts this on tiktok.

I think you should use a nail file.

RJ’s got some serious rizz…

I’ve just been handed a note to read from the Legal team: “Remember, kids: This stunt was staged by professionals. Don’t try this at home.”

He turned toenails into dandruff.

Best part – no hangnails!

Not funny. No comment.

Comic and all that, nothing has to or should make sense, but raccoons do not have retractable claws and even if they did, where would they be to produce that amount of dust.

Hilarious as usual!

Please don’t try this at home!