Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for May 06, 2023

This actually probably maybe happened when the Physics Department post-grads hacked into the government-sponsored temporal research project.

I think it was Pliny the Elder that said leaving out a jar of grain over night will cause the spontaneous generation of mice.

Wasn’t he the one who said women have more teeth than men?

Look up the crap Aristotle said about science. The world was still believing it until Galileo and Newton actually checked it out.

Sounds like he WAS a bugger for the bottle…

Margaret Doody should start an Aristotle Prankster series.

Why does future person wear a cape?

Aristotle was a smart guy. The problem was that people didn’t question his work. Most science these days is about disproving existing theory or at least accepting that what we know now may not be the Answer.

So, one of the Daft Punk robots visited Aristotle! That may explain the weirdness of Western philosophy!

It’s funny that Aristotles ideas cause so much friction, a force he was ignorant of.