The Norm Classics by Michael Jantze for July 24, 2023

I had a girl friend who said that her idea of ruffing it was Holiday Inn.

Would a Super 8 be roughing it?

Tent service for breakfast, a coffee maker, microwave and mini-fridge.

So, let me see if I understand this…Two young, relatively attractive, single friends are going camping together, alone in the woods and nothing is supposed to happen? We all know where they end up but that’s a few years further down the road, but they are really tempting that fates on this one.

I had no idea about ruffing it until I spent two weeks on maneuvers at Fort Gordon. Brother that’s ruffing it. Living in a pup tent a foot too short with a guy a foot too wide.

And that is why they invented glamping.

“Camp” is a 4 letter word. We don’t say it, we don’t do it.