Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for May 14, 2023

The good old days!

I predict responses with Bud lightweiser references today.

I thought he and Merlin were rivals

I guess Wiz and Merlin-69 don’t have mothers anymore so that’s a fine way to celebrate Mother’s Day anyway for those lucky enough to still have Moms. But kids, if you’re underage, have some milk and cookies with Mom.

T-H-E old college buddy.

“Merlin69” noice!

Wiz’ mother is 800 year old. Is the “69” 1469, 1569, 1669? Don’t know when magicians can become parents… Assuming 8 years per 100, ie 1469 mom could be about 20?

I’m transitioning from beer to whiskey.

I put on my robe and wizard’s hat…

What, was he gargoyle tipping?

Joking about stupid stuff people do when drunk, as if that’s okay is— not okay. Alcohol is poison, kids.

Remember the time Dean Wormer told Flounder that fat, drunk and stupid was no way to go through life? And the time the horse had a heart attack in Dean Wormer’s office? The Dexter Lake Club, “Otis! My man!” And when Pinto left the mayor’s 14 year old daughter drunk in a shopping cart on his front porch and rang the doorbell? Lots of good times at Faber College where Knowledge is Good.

You know, it seems like good men are politically correct but good friends aren’t.

He called Merlot69 and had the same conversation before they realized they had wrong numbers.

Man the stuff wiz must’ve done back in college days. Say I wonder how it went with him and scarlet witch….

I still remember the days of “WHASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSUP”. Crazy days, but not today.

Happy Mother’s Day!

I thought that the Wiz got younger as time goes on? I don’t know what that makes his Mother though.

my mother used to tell me "It costs 100,00 to raise a child, don’t make it a loan!!’

They used to get drunk and Wiz all over the place.

I guess after all that drinking that’s how he got the nickname Wiz.

The CB of yore…

Hogwart’s?