I guess Wiz and Merlin-69 don’t have mothers anymore so that’s a fine way to celebrate Mother’s Day anyway for those lucky enough to still have Moms. But kids, if you’re underage, have some milk and cookies with Mom.
Wiz’ mother is 800 year old. Is the “69” 1469, 1569, 1669? Don’t know when magicians can become parents… Assuming 8 years per 100, ie 1469 mom could be about 20?
Remember the time Dean Wormer told Flounder that fat, drunk and stupid was no way to go through life? And the time the horse had a heart attack in Dean Wormer’s office? The Dexter Lake Club, “Otis! My man!” And when Pinto left the mayor’s 14 year old daughter drunk in a shopping cart on his front porch and rang the doorbell? Lots of good times at Faber College where Knowledge is Good.
The dude from FL (not bragging) Premium Member over 1 year ago
The good old days!
assrdood over 1 year ago
I predict responses with Bud lightweiser references today.
hariseldon59 over 1 year ago
I thought he and Merlin were rivals
dcdete. over 1 year ago
I guess Wiz and Merlin-69 don’t have mothers anymore so that’s a fine way to celebrate Mother’s Day anyway for those lucky enough to still have Moms. But kids, if you’re underage, have some milk and cookies with Mom.
rshive over 1 year ago
T-H-E old college buddy.
MayCauseBurns over 1 year ago
“Merlin69” noice!
DJohnny over 1 year ago
Wiz’ mother is 800 year old. Is the “69” 1469, 1569, 1669? Don’t know when magicians can become parents… Assuming 8 years per 100, ie 1469 mom could be about 20?
gokar 4,la over 1 year ago
I’m transitioning from beer to whiskey.
TechInDallas over 1 year ago
I put on my robe and wizard’s hat…
Chithing Premium Member over 1 year ago
What, was he gargoyle tipping?
cindyadamskornmeyer Premium Member over 1 year ago
Joking about stupid stuff people do when drunk, as if that’s okay is— not okay. Alcohol is poison, kids.
Count Olaf Premium Member over 1 year ago
Remember the time Dean Wormer told Flounder that fat, drunk and stupid was no way to go through life? And the time the horse had a heart attack in Dean Wormer’s office? The Dexter Lake Club, “Otis! My man!” And when Pinto left the mayor’s 14 year old daughter drunk in a shopping cart on his front porch and rang the doorbell? Lots of good times at Faber College where Knowledge is Good.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 1 year ago
You know, it seems like good men are politically correct but good friends aren’t.
PoodleGroomer over 1 year ago
He called Merlot69 and had the same conversation before they realized they had wrong numbers.
geese28 over 1 year ago
Man the stuff wiz must’ve done back in college days. Say I wonder how it went with him and scarlet witch….
Goat from PBS over 1 year ago
I still remember the days of “WHASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSUP”. Crazy days, but not today.
Happy Mother’s Day!
littlejohn Premium Member over 1 year ago
I thought that the Wiz got younger as time goes on? I don’t know what that makes his Mother though.
hleavitt155 over 1 year ago
my mother used to tell me "It costs 100,00 to raise a child, don’t make it a loan!!’
Frank Burns Eats Worms over 1 year ago
They used to get drunk and Wiz all over the place.
Larrycleve over 1 year ago
I guess after all that drinking that’s how he got the nickname Wiz.
T... over 1 year ago
The CB of yore…
The Orange Mailman over 1 year ago
Hogwart’s?