Scary Gary by Mark Buford for May 14, 2023

Gary, you’ll be ripped in no time!!!

Is Leo coming along to be drill sarg- -err, fitness coach?

Oy! Gary’s timing isn’t so great after all!

They aren’t “posers” as they actually work out.

I pick things up, and put them do-o-own.

“Oh they’re just darling, you savage you.”

They look…abby. Abby…normal.

Great. Who did you get them from? :)

They’re pumped up on Monster Energy Drink.

They will most certainly spot each other during lifts.

The abs look great.

So are we going to see Gary slim down and get ripped?

Those two guys just saw Leo and they are green with envy…

Steve is “just hangin’ around” and looking too cool for words, though he expects Frankie, who is lifting, to make some positive comment.

In short, Gary, your not-so-scary monster neighbors are just what you thought you could avoid by middle-of-the-night exercising. Deal with it….