Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for May 15, 2023

The price of friendship…

Andy was predicting the future of economy all these years.

if mooching were a sport Andy would be the GOAT!

Chalkie, just clobber that useless bum with whatever tool you’re holding!!

Everyone in Hartlepool will thank you.

I’m not familiar with U.K. tax codes. But could Chalkie put Andy down as a dependent? He has spent a large sum of money on Andy by this time over the years.

Andy has just the right ‘touch’.

Never , Ever , Lend money to Friends ( ? ) Especially Bail money ! /s

15th from ƹʅɗʘ land (Got a fishing license?)

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Free ƹʅɗʘ!

Hey, Chalkie; Andy may even buy you a pint, if you give him the pounds. FREE ELDO!

Andy’s ability to cage a drink is legendary, of course. Chalkie’s reply will likely be: " I won’t give you the 20, but how about we go to Jack’s for a quick one…"

Good ole Andy, always willing to lend a hand…to take free money.

Andy seeks to please!

What could Andy buy with £20 (this time)?

FREE Eld0!

Way to go Chalkie, make the little beggar grovel for it.

You aren’t too smart Chalkie. I would have dumped this bum many years ago, probably after the first time he didn’t pay be back.

Yep. That’s more like it. Might as well just be realistic.

xxx

Finally, Chalkie wises up. (Sort of.)

Andy loves taking advantage of anyone wearing purple!!!