Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for June 02, 2023

You made your point, Poncho.

“Thanks for stopping in. We’ll let you know.”

Poncho’s snark is worse than his bite!

Ok! don’t call me , I’ll call you!

Don’t hire him! He’d be a lousy guard dog! Give him a big juicy steak and he’ll be putty and your hands!

“ A psammophile is a plant or animal that prefers or thrives in sandy areas.”

Poncho as a guard dog? Well, I suppose I could see them giving him the night watch at the Dinosauras exebition of the museum. I mean really, dogs love bones. Right? Let’s see where it goes.

“Everyone was terrified of Poncho. I’ve seen grown dogs pull their own heads off rather than see Poncho. Even Cerberus was frightened of Poncho. He used… sarcasm. He knew all the tricks, dramatic irony, metaphor, pathos, puns, parody, litotes and… satire. He was vicious.”

We found a new use for the word “brutal”. Obviously wasn’t getting enough use.

I’d like to see you fend off burglars with belittlement.

sure, Poncho

Job posting should have said: ‘Sociopaths need not apply’.