Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for May 22, 2023

Yeah, but what a feast!

places to go… people to eat…

You come back home and have to clean everything up.

[The “visitors” left such a “mess”.]

They won’t be fresh.

One morning I was working in my garden when a bug flew into a nearby spider web. That spider had it all wrapped up in silk within less than a minute. Arachnid tupperware!

Hmmm… a smorgasbug.

All victims of the dark webb

It also explains why Americans go on Vacation while most of the civilized world goes on Holiday.

You’ll have dinner for weeks!

It was a great vacation and she is ready to lay eggs.

Looks like a refrigerator full of dried out leftovers

I really like the drawing of the spider.

life of a network analyst

It looks like he hit the Megabugs!!

Some of those will be past their expiration date.

Now that is really funny, I got a good laugh at it, and I might add, very clever, thanks Mark…

Always come back to a full inbox.

Compound eye roll! :D

Webs don’t maintain themselves. He would have had a websitter, who would have kept up the web and eaten the leftovers. Wouldn’t he?

So much for going back to work to relax (from a hectic/over-packed vacation)…