Bottom Liners by Eric and Bill Teitelbaum for May 18, 2023

Hilarious

I see they got the deluxe package.

… after the honeymoon of course.

Can it wait till tomorrow? I’ve got plans for tonight

There should have been some of that before they said their vows.

After we had been together for a couple of years, my second wife and I went to couples counseling. After ten sessions, the therapist said we were two people who should not be together. Obviously, there was nothing else we could do – we broke up … with the therapist. We were together another ten years until my wife’s death.

I do…think we have some issues.

Uh, Chaplain, shouldn’t you have done that first?…

Now they’re ready to go on their “funny moon “