Brevity by Dan Thompson for May 23, 2023

Have you tried building a big wooden horse?

::tsk:: There’s a reason the phrase isn’t “Achilles’ Ankle.”

“We’ll always have Paris.”

easy… stop buying your Sox from Amazon…!

Yeah, yeah, same ole same ole!

The arrow had to go into the back of Achilles heel to kill him.His mother held him by the heel when she dipped him in the river Styx.

“I used to be an adventurer like you…”

This is worse than a heel spur.

He’ll have to ride on Charlie horse for a while until his ankle heals.