F Minus by Tony Carrillo for May 23, 2023

“I’d like to thank all the little (green) people who helped make this possible…”

Now humans will go and ruin it.

Venus and Mercury finished before Earth and Pluto would have finished 3rd but it got disqualified

That should read “Best chocolate bar named after a planet”

Probably due to the lack of parasites.

Mars won all those trophies for managing to keep Elon Musk from getting anywhere near it — so far. Earth should be so lucky.

Musk they remind us?

I think you mean “Reddest Planet”

Mars-sourced propaganda. Everyone knows the best planet is Saturn.

The good news is the awards are about one million years old.

Send the magas. Mars will sink to last place in no time.

With the exception of the best atmosphere of course…..

If Elon musk gets his way, Mars will be just like Earth.

Mars awarded them to himself.

Mars- its outta this world

Pretty soon they’ll be honored with a parade, and they’ll all be Martian.

The Barsoom Award, handed out by Tweel. I bet nobody gets this one.

Be careful, Mars will turn red in embarrassment.

Uncle Martin and Marvin are so proud.

Oh, I am devastated to hear this news.