The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for May 24, 2023

I had to look up the name to get this one.

Not an attractive look.

The Unibrow was not as fashionable as the toilets.

It could be more than just the brow. It could be the eyes. Most spiders have eight eyes. Some have six, some have four, and some have two. But five eyes? Five is very odd.

Could be worse, like Dick Tracy’s nemesis the Brow!

Maybe you can find a better look on the “web”!

“. . .climbed up the water spout“Down came the rain and washed the temperamental brown recluse spider out“Out came the sun and dried up all the rain“And the temperamental brown recluse spider was seen in public again.”

All it takes is one loon to start a trend! Ugh

Looks like she is really TICKd off.

She’s very attractive, even d’spider unibrow.

You don’t need to be a recluse to eschew that look.

Those eyebrows, WOW! Jennifer Connelly’s DOUBLE WOW.

And yeah, as a hairy German man, I need to trim betwixt my eyebrows A COUPLE TIMES A WEEK to prevent a unibrow! (I looked like Frankenstein’s monster after my 2-month coma!!!)

3 eyes short.

When I was a kid, we’d heard of Diego Rivera but not Frida Kahlo. Now it seems to be the reverse. Funny how that works.

Bring the unibrow back! So many other beauty standards are changing. Why not this one?

It says here “Threading is a method of hair removal for both men and women originating in India and Central Asia.” I don’t think I want to read further on how that works!

Good one, Mr. H.!

OMG whas up…