Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for June 01, 2023

Why yes, yes I have

Is the name of the bar related to cartoonist Wayno?

That’s species profiling!

Someone is going to get slapped a million times…

As a matter of fact, yes….but it was more so a boulder than a rock.

Probably.

No, I’ve spent all that time lacing up my sneakers.

Don’t bug him, he can’t cope.

The bug drinks a lot, it’s got hollow legs.

“Good one, Fred. Gimme a high million!”

I should think at least the centipede would be up on the latest conspiracy theories.

“…or something.”…

Is that the way you treat all aliens who visit here?…