Diamond Lil by Brett Koth for May 22, 2023

A fortune I got today: “About time I got out of that cookie.” True!

Well, it tasted like chicken.

Squab!

Well if it wasn’t, what was it…..well don’t tell me, it was delicious, Yum!!!

gesundheit

Why you never see stray dogs or cats in neighborhoods where there’s a Chinese restaurant.

“Feel a little friskier? There’s a reason…”

That wasn’t pork? Ew. Makes me wonder if Fido is alive and well.

These days, we don’t know what we’re eating anymore….☹️☹️

What was it, then?

Somebody pulled a fast one. :)

Mystery meat meets cookie quandary …!

If you don’t get the joke, Weird Al explains:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bj_e9UcJD34

Whoa!! What was it then?

Not a fortune.