Rubes by Leigh Rubin for May 24, 2023

99% it is

cutthroat

You have my answer on the cutbacks.

Don’t worry, I used 30% less whipped cream in that pie.

Sometimes I wish you’d just use your words.

Very funny Leigh, but you didn’t need the caption. I loved it just with the pic gag.

this guys a clown. cut him loose

The accountant asked for it.

nyuck nyuck nyuck

“Okay; I’ll give you a budget for whipped cream and bananas. I hate the taste of shaving cream.”

Great reply. There are a few times I would like to have used it.

He forgot to mention cream pies…

Shaving cream is cheaper than pie filling but overused.

Before this meeting, the budget director told his secretary:" Send in the clown!!"

I’m sure we all thought like that clown at a board meeting

eblurblmurg blah glorf is that a no…

He’ll switch to lower flow squirting flowers as a good faith measure.