Texts From Mittens by Angie Bailey for May 24, 2023

If you want some drama Mitty, write something for Stumpy and the two Tortie Sisters.

Oh, wait. That’s more reality TV.

Good luck with your next play, Mittens.

I can’t wait to hear the title.

This should be interesting.

Earl could star in The DogFather

Make Stumpy and his catnip wait until the final cast party after the final show. You want the cast to show up in proper condition to perform. I purr-omise you that it’s a good idea.

I produced a couple of my own cat-themed radio plays. I made my female best friend and roommate the star of the first play. She was a good performer but not so good about making rehearsals. When she missed the dress rehearsal for the second play, a live-on-stage version, I had to give her part to the understudy. The play went very well. She never forgave me and I never wrote any more radio plays.

Mittens, I think there already is enough drama in your life.