Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for June 25, 2023

Not a very nice bird. Working at that temp agencies.

As a supervisor I learned a long time ago that there are two things that you never joke about with others on your team, their job or their paycheck.

XD!! (I hear a song by “The Police” pop into my head just now!)

First alert is an important position, don’t fall asleep on the job!

No, thank you. What else do you have to offer?

And may I ask what happened to the previous temp?

Well, it WAS a temp job…

Just curious – what happened to the previous birds employed there?

That’s it? No tweeting?

Ewww. No thanks!

John Steinbeck wrote a novel about that place called Canary Row.

That could be a potentially toxic work environment.

" Gas where I’m sending you?"

This is so wrong! But sooo funny!!

Considering the job, it should get all you can eat bird seed. Even prisoners on death row get a last meal.

Just happened to have an opening?

He wanted to be a singer. It’s tough breaking into show business.So many dead end jobs along the way.

That’s just cruel of him lol

Last-ditch job staffing company…

How about stunt double foe " Tweety"…

I would hop over the desk and whap him with both wings.

A big bird-feed company, or a company that makes feed for Big Bird?