I was completing an on-line survey, when I was stopped by the question, “Which cell phone provider do you use?” Within the huge list, there was no option for no cell phone, and the page kept returning, with a red banner when I clicked next page. I had to lie, and choose Ma Bell.
Good surveys never have required answers. Always give those that are doing you a favor the option of either skipping a question or providing a n/a or “I don’t know”, or “Other” as a valid response. If you treat those you are surveying with respect, they give more honest answers. Short 3-5 question surveys get much higher response rates than multi-page surveys. Allow anonymous responses. If you want more feedback add this to the end: “Would you like to complete a more in-depth survey?” Only then ask for contact information.
I would like to hear the same thing, but most likely it will be either: “Who let you in?” or “We are trying to reach you about the extended warranty on your halo.”
dadthedawg Premium Member over 1 year ago
If it is heaven, there would be no cellphones…..
C over 1 year ago
Amen
Zykoic over 1 year ago
Welcome back.
comixbomix over 1 year ago
“Just don’t turn off the dinner bell…”
bobwigg761 over 1 year ago
and Leaf Blowers!
eced52 over 1 year ago
Amen
BearsDown Premium Member over 1 year ago
The sound of dogs barking. If there aint dogs in heaven, I don’t wanna go.
Geophyzz over 1 year ago
I was completing an on-line survey, when I was stopped by the question, “Which cell phone provider do you use?” Within the huge list, there was no option for no cell phone, and the page kept returning, with a red banner when I clicked next page. I had to lie, and choose Ma Bell.
Forest Dweller 54 over 1 year ago
We are in Heaven, I’ve been dead, believe me, it’s nothing, there is nothing else so enjoy it now, not trying to be funny.
DaBump Premium Member over 1 year ago
LOL, but, no, that would mean there are cellphones in heaven.
timinwsac Premium Member over 1 year ago
Leave your dogma at the door.
johnschutt over 1 year ago
“Enter through the narrow gate; for the gate is wide and the way is broad that leads to destruction, and there are many who enter through it.” Jesus
notjimothy over 1 year ago
Jmteresting that the subject here and on PICKLES is cellphones.
david_42 over 1 year ago
St. Peter: “I don’t know about this new group, they just stand around looking at their hands.”
Steverino Premium Member over 1 year ago
Ha. You can’t take it with you.
i_am_the_jam over 1 year ago
“Welcome home.”
Frank Burns Eats Worms over 1 year ago
That would be quite the reception.
PoodleGroomer over 1 year ago
Your dogs are waiting for you over there.
ragsarooni over 1 year ago
ALL devices,not just phones…..
randy.hough over 1 year ago
Good surveys never have required answers. Always give those that are doing you a favor the option of either skipping a question or providing a n/a or “I don’t know”, or “Other” as a valid response. If you treat those you are surveying with respect, they give more honest answers. Short 3-5 question surveys get much higher response rates than multi-page surveys. Allow anonymous responses. If you want more feedback add this to the end: “Would you like to complete a more in-depth survey?” Only then ask for contact information.
christelisbetty over 1 year ago
“Following your family reunion, there will be a chance to have all your questions answered.”
wlbr549 over 1 year ago
I hope to hear “Well done, thy good and faithful servant”.
h.v.greenman over 1 year ago
I would like to hear the same thing, but most likely it will be either: “Who let you in?” or “We are trying to reach you about the extended warranty on your halo.”
goblueone over 1 year ago
YESSSSSSSSS