Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for June 04, 2023

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    dadthedawg Premium Member over 1 year ago

    If it is heaven, there would be no cellphones…..

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    C  over 1 year ago

    Amen

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    Zykoic  over 1 year ago

    Welcome back.

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    comixbomix  over 1 year ago

    “Just don’t turn off the dinner bell…”

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    bobwigg761  over 1 year ago

    and Leaf Blowers!

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    eced52  over 1 year ago

    Amen

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    BearsDown Premium Member over 1 year ago

    The sound of dogs barking. If there aint dogs in heaven, I don’t wanna go.

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    Geophyzz  over 1 year ago

    I was completing an on-line survey, when I was stopped by the question, “Which cell phone provider do you use?” Within the huge list, there was no option for no cell phone, and the page kept returning, with a red banner when I clicked next page. I had to lie, and choose Ma Bell.

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    Forest Dweller 54  over 1 year ago

    We are in Heaven, I’ve been dead, believe me, it’s nothing, there is nothing else so enjoy it now, not trying to be funny.

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    DaBump Premium Member over 1 year ago

    LOL, but, no, that would mean there are cellphones in heaven.

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    timinwsac Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Leave your dogma at the door.

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    johnschutt  over 1 year ago

    “Enter through the narrow gate; for the gate is wide and the way is broad that leads to destruction, and there are many who enter through it.” Jesus

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    notjimothy  over 1 year ago

    Jmteresting that the subject here and on PICKLES is cellphones.

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    david_42  over 1 year ago

    St. Peter: “I don’t know about this new group, they just stand around looking at their hands.”

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    Steverino Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Ha. You can’t take it with you.

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    i_am_the_jam  over 1 year ago

    “Welcome home.”

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  over 1 year ago

    That would be quite the reception.

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    PoodleGroomer  over 1 year ago

    Your dogs are waiting for you over there.

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    ragsarooni  over 1 year ago

    ALL devices,not just phones…..

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    randy.hough  over 1 year ago

    Good surveys never have required answers. Always give those that are doing you a favor the option of either skipping a question or providing a n/a or “I don’t know”, or “Other” as a valid response. If you treat those you are surveying with respect, they give more honest answers. Short 3-5 question surveys get much higher response rates than multi-page surveys. Allow anonymous responses. If you want more feedback add this to the end: “Would you like to complete a more in-depth survey?” Only then ask for contact information.

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    christelisbetty  over 1 year ago

    “Following your family reunion, there will be a chance to have all your questions answered.”

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    wlbr549  over 1 year ago

    I hope to hear “Well done, thy good and faithful servant”.

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    h.v.greenman  over 1 year ago

    I would like to hear the same thing, but most likely it will be either: “Who let you in?” or “We are trying to reach you about the extended warranty on your halo.”

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    goblueone  over 1 year ago

    YESSSSSSSSS

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