Monty by Jim Meddick for May 31, 2023

Time to look up eviction law.

YOU wipe them mate!

She should wipe them using his soul patch brush.

Eeewwww… Just eeeeeewwwww…

Glasses needs to kick both those lazy selfish bums out of her apartment. They’re taking advantage of her. Time to kick butt.

They may be eating Quinoq, but their giving the room mate Bat Guano.

Time for you two to leave.

You can just drag them to the door, Glasses. They’re probably too weak to resist.

Let me introduce you to my chi-adjustment stick. Namaste!

I like how the blonde’s earring went away in the last panel. Actually – I like how I was observant enough to notice it (smile)…

Here in the Andes we wash our quinoa bowls with soap and hot water

Friggin hippies

She needs to invite her good friends Monty and Moondog over while these two are in the Apt. maybe Doc too.

This guy needs a one-way ticket to Bohemia.

Look out for these “trap” foods on the menu: quinoa, açai, jicama. The proprietors are just waiting for you to mispronounce them so they can laff about you behind your back.

Seriously – is any woman really attracted to a male sporting a man bun?

Got a broom, Dehlia? It’s time to clean up! :)

“Well then maybe he can wipe the dang bowls instead of just leaving them. Whatever, the sink is full of dirty dishes, clean up after your dang selves!”

Malicious compliance opportunity, do exactly as they sa but for GOD’S sake don’t eat out of those bowls yourself. When they get food poisoning they’ll learn a hard lesson about the iportance of modern hygene practices.

Monty is looking pretty good compared to them.

Their grasp of the practicalities is tenuous.

Pretentious grifters! Dehlia needs to clean house (and I don’t mean those dirty dishes)!