The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for June 02, 2023

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    oldpine52  over 1 year ago

    He’ll also help you with those plump thighs.

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    Ratkin Premium Member over 1 year ago

    He’s not a real doctor. He’s frying blind.

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    ronaldspence  over 1 year ago

    those two will enjoy eleven herrbs and spicces the difficult way

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    SHIVA  over 1 year ago

    Doctor Sanders will see you now!!

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    P51Strega  over 1 year ago

    He has tremendous skillet fixing chicken breasts.

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    Gameguy49 Premium Member over 1 year ago

    The procedure isn’t cheep, it will cost you a wing and a leg.

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    gokarDun  over 1 year ago

    White chicken’s feet make brown chicken look as though she has nipples.

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    Direwolf  over 1 year ago

    I know you want me to say HA! but I’m gonna say ICK!

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    Seth down  over 1 year ago

    Don’t be such a chicken ….

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    flemmingo  over 1 year ago

    I like KFC but they have been using the smallest chicken legs. I don’t know if they’re killing chickens before they’re fully grown or what?

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    DaBump Premium Member over 1 year ago

    I’m a thigh man, myself — and this cartoon makes me glad I am!

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    uniquename  over 1 year ago

    Just don’t lose your head in there.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  over 1 year ago

    That hen’s cluck’s about to run out.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  over 1 year ago

    Breast reduction was on her bucket list.

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    paranormal  over 1 year ago

    She’s looking for a new Rooster…

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    otforever  over 1 year ago

    They’ll never again cross the road.

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    cactusbob333  over 1 year ago

    We are going to need a brazier for that chicken.

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    zeexenon  over 1 year ago

    Great less dry tough white meat.

    And, if Euell Gibbons ate dark, he’d never eat bark.

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    Lablubber   over 1 year ago

    She’ll be tendered.

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    Bilan  over 1 year ago

    The surgery will also cost her a wing and a leg.

    I can’t believe nobody made that joke yet.
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    lawguy05  over 1 year ago

    Morbidly humorous.

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    enigmamz  over 1 year ago

    Wiley Colonels???

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    T...  over 1 year ago

    Thank you Scott, made my day. absolutely subtly, intrically clever and funny, I got a great laugh!…

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    bookworm0812  over 1 year ago

    LOL! Good one!

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    Angry Indeed Premium Member over 1 year ago

    When will those dumb mother cluckers ever learn.

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    namelocdet  over 1 year ago

    Would have been funnier if it was a breast AUGMENTATION place.

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    SavannahJim Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Those is some mighty plump breasteses.

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