The Unseen Library librarian in the Discworld books was transformed into an orangutan in an unfortunate grimoire safety related accident. He preferred being an orangutan and continued in his job. He was very sensitive about the M word. Being an orangutan he was literally capable of removing the offender’s arm and beating them to death with it.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 1 year ago
No one goofs off better than Ed.
Jml58 over 1 year ago
Ook.
Grandma Lea over 1 year ago
check the prime ape project to see who types faster; and who had better management skills
Steverino Premium Member over 1 year ago
Nobody is going to make a monkey out of him.
The Famous Eccles over 1 year ago
It’s the Librarian!
rshive over 1 year ago
But it programs well.
Csaw Backnforth over 1 year ago
Is his name Clyde? He probably works every which way but loose.
mistercatworks over 1 year ago
So … his former job was correcting the boss? :)
John M over 1 year ago
It is said Orangutan’s can speak – but they don’t as they know humans would put them to work
Wonder if Rita recruited them from this group
https://web.archive.org/web/20050305221030/http://www.newtechusa.com/PPI/talent.asp
willie_mctell over 1 year ago
The Unseen Library librarian in the Discworld books was transformed into an orangutan in an unfortunate grimoire safety related accident. He preferred being an orangutan and continued in his job. He was very sensitive about the M word. Being an orangutan he was literally capable of removing the offender’s arm and beating them to death with it.
mokspr Premium Member over 1 year ago
“Dr. Zaius, the later years”.
William Bludworth Premium Member over 1 year ago
…and Ed got a raise for pointing out that it was an orangutan, not a monkey.
RobinHood over 1 year ago
Dr. Zaius
Luapgn over 1 year ago
Repeat today? 5/19