And they are not happy with what we’ve done to them!
Bring the Vermouth and Gin!
As a kid, we sang it as “The hills are alive, and they’re eating children.”
Alive and angry.
The Horror version with: “How Do You Solve a Problem Like These Hills Here”, “These Are Not My Favorite Things”, “Something Bad”, and “Fear Every Mountain”
It’s not as bad as everyone seems to think.
The hills aren’t angry, or hungry.
They’re just bleary. It’s spring. They’re all covered with pretty flowers – after this year’s heavy rains, it’s a super-bloom event.
Flowers, grasses, shrubs, trees. Pollen. Lots and lots and lots of pollen.
Everyone has terrible hayfever. Those mountains are sneezing and coughing up a storm.
The hills are alive, with the sound of mucus.
Back in the Day
Eric Scott
tiomax over 1 year ago
And they are not happy with what we’ve done to them!
WCraft Premium Member over 1 year ago
Bring the Vermouth and Gin!
Ed The Red Premium Member over 1 year ago
As a kid, we sang it as “The hills are alive, and they’re eating children.”
Teresa Burritt (Frog Applause) creator over 1 year ago
Alive and angry.
Doug K over 1 year ago
The Horror version with: “How Do You Solve a Problem Like These Hills Here”, “These Are Not My Favorite Things”, “Something Bad”, and “Fear Every Mountain”
DavidPlatt over 1 year ago
It’s not as bad as everyone seems to think.
The hills aren’t angry, or hungry.
They’re just bleary. It’s spring. They’re all covered with pretty flowers – after this year’s heavy rains, it’s a super-bloom event.
Flowers, grasses, shrubs, trees. Pollen. Lots and lots and lots of pollen.
Everyone has terrible hayfever. Those mountains are sneezing and coughing up a storm.
The hills are alive, with the sound of mucus.