Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for May 29, 2023

Me thinks the guy needs a good zap Broomie.

And in return, Broomie will snip off his head!!

I fear for that man’s life now.

His job is going to get a lot less boring, in the next minute. Cutting the card was understandable; cutting the hat was just insulting.

Prepare to be much less bored and also slightly fried.

I don’t think Broomy will forget this act of violence……

Now that counter person deserves a ZAP!. But Broomie is showing restraint, good Broomie, good Broomie. Yip yip yip yip yip

Boy, the good ol’ days. When someone gave you a card, and you had a book with fine print of all the numbers that were not valid. I found one once, and put the card in the drop safe. The customer was p.o.‘d! I got a $30 reward from the card issuer! That was back in the ’80’s!

You won’t be bored once Broomie has zapped you, buddy.

Zap him Broomie. He’s earned it

Broomie is bored too. One freshly zapped sales clerk coming up (or rather, going down)

I hope that wasn’t a poppy he snipped off.

won’t be as boring when you have to take care of your electric burns…

I hope he was lucky enough that his mom bought him a pair of genuine left-handed scissors, like I was. Honestly, scissors are one of the most frustrating things that left-handed people have to cope with.

I do wish that Broomy would use her magic in a case like this.

If you’re not going to zap him, you better leave before he starts snipping body parts off. On second thought, maybe you can get him to snip that wart off.

And…Zap!

She’d just be making the guy’s day less boring.

The consensus is, this wiseacre deserves Massive Retaliation, Broomie. And I concur: zap away and scorch the lug!