Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for June 01, 2023

Purple Suit got hoodwinked by Andy!

And a free wash with that.

seriously mister, who buys from anything from Andy before checking it out for real???? o_O

better than picking out of the dustbin.

:-o

So, how many dark ales would £20 get one in Hartlepool?

So, what is a pushbike? Apparently it’s an old term to differentiate a non-motorized bicycle from a motorized one. “Push” refers to how one operates the pedals.

If you search for The Pushbike Song by The Mixtures (sorry, no links from me) you’ll see several varieties of them.

ba dum tss

For £10 more, Andy will pick it up for him after spending the evening at The Rose and Crown.

Bought as is, no delivery, you need to go get it.

It must be a grand day on the canal.

He fell for that purchase hook, line, and especially sinker.

Another Andy – hook, line and sinker bite.

Pushbike…now there’s a term you don’t hear a lot these days….

That is salesman “ship”!

At least he’ll know it’s clean, except for a little algae.

Interestingly enough, it’s directly under the “NO SWIMMING” sign down the way a bit!

It’ll need a good clean as well! The canal water will be filthy.

xxx

What is a pushbike?…

So considerate of Andy to wash the bike for him – probably wishes he charged him extra for that…!

Could be worse. It could be in the sewer.

He’s off to the races with his 20 quid.

Andy having his own kind of transportation boggles me.