Free Range by Bill Whitehead for May 30, 2023

“Realty bites.”

Do, do not doo doo

If you’re good you may be able to eat on the patio.

Man. All these rules.

A co-worker has been bringing his corgi puppy in to work. Cute little guy (the dog, not the co-worker) but not there have been a couple of accidents.

Boundaries!

Go ahead and use the patio! They can’t tell you what to do.

Another case of the HOA overstepping their authority, or having to overstep yours.

Don’t even think about their carpeting!

Sittin’ in the backyard thinkin’ it’s a drag

Listening to my human rap-just ain’t my bag

When two bells ring you know it’s my cue

Gonna meet the other dogs on the patio too

Pooping on the patio

Pooping on the patio

Human don’t you fill me up with your rules

Everybody knows that Pooping on the patio ain’t cool

Checkin’ out the tree tops makin sure the coast is clear

Lookin’ round for squirrels, there ain’t nobody here

My buddies Sixx, Rover & Tom

To get caught would surely be the death of us all

Pooping on the patio

Pooping on the patio

Human don’t you fill me up with your rules

Everybody knows that Pooping on the patio ain’t cool

Put me to work guarding the back yard

Nothing was happening and I got bored

Human was lookin’ for me all around

Two hours later you know where I was found

Pooping on the patio

Pooping on the patio

Human don’t you fill me up with your rules

Everybody knows that Pooping on the patio ain’t cool

Pooping on the patio

Pooping on the patio

Pooping on the patio

Pooping on the patio

Human don’t you fill me up with your rules

Everybody knows that Pooping on the patio ain’t cool

One more time

Pooping on the patio

Pooping on the patio

Human don’t you fill me up with your rules

Everybody knows that Pooping on the patio ain’t cool

You’d better check that doghouse for squatters.