Free Range by Bill Whitehead for May 28, 2023

These monsters are adept @ making “beds’mores”.

Mike and Sully haven’t aged well

When I was offered a visit by the green monster with the bulgy eye and asked for more action with Freddie Krueger instead, the fellas of Monsters, Inc. told me: “In your dreams, punk!”

There is not one who looks happy to go for a travel. Sad.

“I never fly. I use a door.” — Mike Wazowski

with the look on the little green guy’s face,you’d think he got “under jason’s bed” with a stopover in crystal lake.

Cute one, Bill! Thanks.

See! I knew all these years there was monsters under my bed and in my closet.

What, no abandoned house flights? Monsters Inc. needs an overhaul: :D :D :D

Cheap ‘Monsters’ knock off. phoning it in.

The purple one with 7 eyes and all the legs is kinda cute. I hope it’s a girl.

Now that is deviously clever, intricate and very funny…

How mundane! I always assumed they traveled via interdimensional portals.