Diamond Lil by Brett Koth for June 01, 2023

they specialize in short order food

No competition worries, the Wharf Deli got it on lox.

A place where you can eat in “Wharf Drive!!!”

If they are over the harbor, they are Bay Gulls. If they are over the ocean, they are sea-gulls.

Don’t forget the Hushpuppies!

I’d like to go to a good deli and have a smoked meat sandwich (medium fat, please), with swiss cheese on rye with lots of mustard. Dill pickle and coleslaw on the side, please.

“But they kept pushing their ‘Dock Discount’ Coupon. It’s too much Pier Pressure…”

Boo! :D

In some circles, if you ”wharf”, you’re upchucking …!

( or is that woofing? dunno … CaFfEiNe!! )

try their special sausage next time – a tern for the wurst…