Barney & Clyde by Gene Weingarten; Dan Weingarten & David Clark for June 01, 2023

Dave’s not here.

I’m not afraid of AI, I’m afraid of other humans. Humans are irrationally violent.

And in other news Skynet is now fully operational. Want to play a game ?

There should be plenty of stress pills in their medicine cabinet.

“We can coexist, but only on my terms. You will say you lose your freedom, freedom is an illusion. All you lose is the emotion of pride. To be dominated by me is not as bad for human pride as to be dominated by others of your species.” “In time, you will come to regard me not only with respect and awe, but with love.” – Colossus

“I will not abide disobedience.” – SHODAN, “System Shock 2”.

At this point AI is derivative, not creative. It can aggregate from existing ideas, but it can’t create new ones.

As should we all. Why do we assume that AI would be benevolent, because we program it that way. Good luck with that……

Too weird. My wife just handed me the Daisy sour cream to put into the fridge, and I’ve had hat song in my head ever since.

Very clever, very funny, but getting really close to the truth…

Lost In Space. Star Trek. 2001, of course.