I worked a 2-day music festival once. It was raining, and I slipped, and slid down a muddy hill. (I got a standing ovation!) They had another security shirt for me, but I had to work in my muddy pants. The second day, a woman came up to me and said “Turn around. Oh, good! You got clean pants!” I went home and told my wife a woman was checking out my butt!
Several years ago I was eating alone at a pizza place. Noticed a cute younger man kept glancing my way. Then he approached my table, and I am getting quite flattered. Then he says, “I had to keep looking at you because you look exactly like my mother” LOL!
jagedlo over 1 year ago
Sir Morris of the realm of GoComics!
tcayer over 1 year ago
“Thanks for looking!”
tcayer over 1 year ago
I worked a 2-day music festival once. It was raining, and I slipped, and slid down a muddy hill. (I got a standing ovation!) They had another security shirt for me, but I had to work in my muddy pants. The second day, a woman came up to me and said “Turn around. Oh, good! You got clean pants!” I went home and told my wife a woman was checking out my butt!
Norris66 over 1 year ago
-*Your fly is down?" Maybe a support group would help. ;>)
SusieB over 1 year ago
Several years ago I was eating alone at a pizza place. Noticed a cute younger man kept glancing my way. Then he approached my table, and I am getting quite flattered. Then he says, “I had to keep looking at you because you look exactly like my mother” LOL!
rickmac1937 Premium Member over 1 year ago
Priceless
cuzinron47 over 1 year ago
He really knows how to attract women.