Cornered by Mike Baldwin for July 16, 2023

Small: “Rummage” sale. Large: He is not destined for “legendermain”.

A stinking feeling and a sinking feeling.

Once you put something out in the trash, it’s fair game.

Combining the two panels reminds me of the old joke “What do you call a hundred lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?….A good start!”

I’m sorry but I can’t reveal my source…or the method they were obtained…

Anchors away my boys, anchors away!

Ah, the old anchorman test. If he floats, he’s a witch and they burn him. If he sinks and drowns, oops, he was OK. But if he sinks and is still talking when they pull him up, he’s an anchor.

Dan is definitely going to be some sort of anchor.

I think this is mixed up. The witness should be talking about a news anchor AND the rats should be leaving the ship. just sayin.

Small: Definitely not a trial by her peers.

Panel 2: Eyewetness News.

Panel 1: Rattorney-At-Law.

Judges were lawyers too…

Silly guy! The boats going down with him, lookit where rope’s tied to…